Those Al-Qaeda douchebags killed Moustapha Akkad! It's not as if the management was pro-terrorism before, but there is much truth in David Cross's famous line: "You cannot win a war on terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy... you ain't gonna win it." But now that the man who produced our beloved Halloween movies has been killed by a suicide bomber... that's it. The management is going to persuade some powerful Mufti to issue a fatwah condemning this whole terrorism thing. Something tells me the Qur'an (hell, just about any of the ahadith you've got lying around) is anti-suicide bombing. It's just a hunch. As of this moment, *bitter defeat* declares a jihad on suicide bombers; the management is now a mujahid.
(Ten bucks says my FBI dossier just got, like, seven times thicker.)
In related news, Bitchfork gave the new Babyshambles album a pretty good review. Things are getting interesting as LISTMANIA! 2005 approaches. Tonight's Art Brut show at Northsix may swing a few votes as well.
Melissa "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" Joan Hart dressed as Return of the Jedi slave Leia!! So hott. [via BoingBoing]
Also, do tinfoil hats really protect you from mind-control rays?
Have a nice weekend.
**UPDATE** The very definition of "mixed emotions": Fox cancels Arrested Development and 7th Heaven.
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